So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
c4rcinogencrush: If you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SH!TS
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nighthooker: how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck
Oh hey just bored on a Saturday night cuz imma last option to hang with lol 🔫