May 2013
202 posts
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
c4rcinogencrush:
If you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SH!TS
heyfunniest:
totallycrazed:
lycaons:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
» SIGN « AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
and, and look at this:
“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”
HELL nO.
Signed! C’mon...
nighthooker:
how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck
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Oh hey just bored on a Saturday night cuz imma last option to hang with lol 🔫
